i don’t really understand how venn diagrams work, ok?
Yesterday was one of those days where my serotonin levels took a reallllll dip. And, while I’ve certainly had a lot of practice in dealing with such things, that doesn’t make being a sad fucker any less unpleasant.
Basically you’ve got this lovely little nonstop news feed in your brain, and oh hey guess what the top story trending topic whatever is How Bad You Suck At Everything.: Job, relationships, friendships, future prospects, basic adult functionality – all the big hits!
I will say this, though – depression does do some weird things for my creativity. Being low is actually a lot like being high, in that my brain suddenly starts generating a whole shitload of content, and it all seems very deep and profound at the time, but winds up being utterly silly and terrible after the fact. Don’t worry – I have of course long since learned to stay away from my blog when I’m down in the dumps – it’s my industry’s equivalent of “don’t drink and drive” – but I still wrote like 3 drafts yesterday that are definitely never going to see the light of day.
But, the real fun part is, because I have an “artistic temperament” and all that (i.e., I am inherently dramatic and terrible, all the time), the bad ideas actually extend to real life, too, all theatrical and morbid and odd. Some of yesterday’s included:
- "I should decorate my room in Halloween decorations! Skeletons and shit!"
- I wonder if I could jump up and run lengthwise across a parked car. Or a moving car!”
- "I should start wearing V-neck shirts when I run. Also, other times!"
Thankfully, we are winding back to (relative) normalcy and my usual degree of bad thoughts and ideas. Fun while it lasted, though!
(No, it wasn’t.)
i cant believe jk rowling doesnt know that every one in harry potter is queer
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
end of night report: the tequila wasn’t bad, 18 year olds are looking younger and younger, im over being around a lot of straight people griding, and shout out to the dudes who were chill with me rejecting them
so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw
then i came across this gem
and this last one was pure gold
god bless you off bug spray
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.
holy fuck this is so accurate…